Husband Quote of the Week: “I can’t hear you while I’m eating.”

huh, babe? did you say something?
I try to listen to my wife and have nice conversations after we’ve been at work all day. But sometimes, when I get home, and I’m hungry and I’ve got a nice delicious plate of food that my wife cooked in front of me, there’s just one thing on my mind, and it’s not conversation. In these cases, all I need is a good 15 minutes and then I’ll be the talkative individual that she knows and loves.
But until then, don’t say anything important, because I’ll probably miss it. And that’s because…
“I can’t hear you while I’m eating.”